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Friends of Paul's and now friends of all whisky lovers,

this great poem belongs to Inga from the band.

"Paul, This poem actually came about after one of our band practice nights

when we had been sitting around drinking a bottle of Glenfiddich

that had been given to the band as a gift and we were all commenting on

the fact that we never felt "drunk" when we drank whisky but rather felt

 "stoned" (of course not that any of us would know what that felt like!).

Thanks for sharing the poem, maybe one day it will become a song!

Slainte  Inga"

Stoned on Scotch

The amber liquid glistens in the crystal of the glass

It’s calling me to listen to its song

The master adds the key to bring the flavour to its best,

A drop or two of water for the dram

A peaceful easy feeling by the Eagles on the deck

To match the mood that only I can feel

Though the bottle that it came from is empty and it’s gone,

There’s plenty more to make me feel surreal

And I’m hoping that it’s glory I can steal

 

The smoky peaty tang  fills up  the air around my head

While the fiery liquid  lingers o’er my tongue

It passes o’er my lips and travels right down to my heart

And plucks the strings of all the songs I’ve sung

It settles down inside me and I feel it deep within

It  warms the very essence of my soul

Though there’s no-one here besides me, I don’t feel like I’m alone

All the masters of this craft are there of old

And I’m feeling like its glory I have stole

 

The night is getting slower as I pass the time away

With that peaceful easy feeling coming down

All my senses are vibrating yet my body feels so still

A heaviness of comfort brings me calm

The tangle o’ the isles is weighing deep within my heart

The Scottish bards will take it up a notch

And I’m thinking that the drinking of this fine old barley dram

 Makes me feel like I am really stoned on scotch

And I’m thinking that it’s glory I should watch!